Archive for 2013

  • Seven Facts About Christmastime You Did Not Know

    Seven Facts About Christmastime You Did Not Know

    December 24th, 2013 | Christmas | journalpulp | 3 Comments

    Although not particularly religious — unless, of course, by “religious” you mean one who religiously likes fast cars and fast women — I nonetheless enjoy Christmastime, and the reason for this is that Christmastime represents something much more fundamental than the Pagan celebration of Saturnalia and the solstice, or the Christian celebration of Christ’s birth, […]

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  • The Shortest Story Ever Written

    The Shortest Story Ever Written

    December 20th, 2013 | Ernest Hemingway | journalpulp | 6 Comments

    There’s a semi-famous legend that Ernest Hemingway, on a bet, on a bar napkin, wrote what many consider the shortest story ever written. That story goes like this: “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” Perhaps you’ve heard this legend yourself, but did you know that it’s almost certainly untrue? Garson O’Toole, who runs an excellent […]

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  • A Post Thanksgiving “You’re Welcome” from the Sexy Pilgrim

    A Post Thanksgiving “You’re Welcome” from the Sexy Pilgrim

    November 29th, 2013 | Thanksgiving | journalpulp | No Comments

    This is a follow up to my controversial Thanksgiving post. You’ve got to see it to believe it:

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  • Do You Make These 7 Mistakes In the Beginning of Your Story?

    Do You Make These 7 Mistakes In the Beginning of Your Story?

    November 21st, 2013 | Beginnings | journalpulp | No Comments

    Do you forget to establish your setting early on? Do you forget to give us The When, The Where, The Weather — the overall tone? Is your story happy, soft, somber? John Steinbeck does not forget to do this in the beautiful opening of Of Mice and Men: A few miles south of Soledad, the […]

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  • Bleach-Haired Honkey Bitch

    Bleach-Haired Honkey Bitch

    November 14th, 2013 | Bartending | journalpulp | 7 Comments

    I am, as many of you know, a writer by day and a bartender by night — and yet, as many of you may not know, I’m not merely a bartender by night: I’m also a very passionate man. As such, the creative spirit I strive to pour into my literature occasionally spills over into […]

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  • Early Winter

    November 7th, 2013 | Poetry | journalpulp | 3 Comments

    The crystal blades of winter frost Have snipped the leaves that dot the field. The trees leak iron-black across The sky where evening swallows wheeled. A knifey light cuts deep and shows Leaves with their intricate designs Half sodden in the drifted snows, Beneath the moaning, deathless pines. And wind like water softly pours Over […]

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  • Gothic Literature: A Halloween Post

    Gothic Literature: A Halloween Post

    October 31st, 2013 | Gothic Fiction, Halloween | journalpulp | No Comments

    The Goths, as recounted by a Gothic historian named Jordanes (mid 6th Century AD), were a Teutonic-Germanic people whose original homeland was, according to this same Jordanes, in southern Sweden. At that time, this half-barbaric band was ruled by a king called Berig. It was King Berig who led his people south to the shores […]

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  • Putting the Cock Back in Cocktail (Part 6): Scotch

    Putting the Cock Back in Cocktail (Part 6): Scotch

    October 17th, 2013 | Bartending | journalpulp | 7 Comments

    Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I’m afraid it’s that time of the year again:

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  • Autumnal

    October 12th, 2013 | Poetry | journalpulp | 7 Comments

    Summer dies, the long days wane away. The heat in the sky melts like lead to liquid pools. The hills beyond are as white as clay. Now creep in the gentle autumn ghouls, Trailing behind their silken shawls of Lethe- an mist. Shadows warp, gourds enlarge. And now what is always there but not Quite […]

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  • Update On Pale Criminal: Over 6,000 Downloads In Five Days

    Update On Pale Criminal: Over 6,000 Downloads In Five Days

    October 3rd, 2013 | Pale Criminal | journalpulp | 5 Comments

    For all who have been kind enough to ask about Pale Criminal, the first phase of my book re-release — via Kindle Direct Publishing (i.e. KDP Select) — is over, and I’m happy to report that it was more successful than I’d imagined it would be. I tallied a total of 6,322 downloads. I was […]

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  • Breathing New Life into Dead Meat

    Breathing New Life into Dead Meat

    September 23rd, 2013 | Pale Criminal | journalpulp | 2 Comments

    [Download this book for free on Amazon Kindle now through Wednesday, September 25th.] Well, it took a lot more work than I’d anticipated, but I’ve finally revamped and completely rewritten the old book and given her a new face [note: the actual size was too big to upload here, so I had to truncate the […]

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  • May Swenson: the best poet you’ve never heard of

    September 12th, 2013 | Poets | journalpulp | 3 Comments

    Have you ever heard of May Swenson? Most people haven’t. And yet she’s undoubtedly one of America’s greatest poets — a poet and playwright, I should say, though it’s for her poetry that she’s most properly praised. She was born May 28th, 1913, in Logan, Utah, the oldest of ten children. She was raised Mormon. […]

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  • Tequila!

    Tequila!

    September 6th, 2013 | Bartending | journalpulp | 6 Comments

    Four tequila cocktails, the latter three of which — Tequila Sangria, Tequila Sazerac, and El Chupacabra — are original recipes. Thanks for watching.

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  • The Most Amazing Thing

    The Most Amazing Thing

    August 29th, 2013 | More and More unto the Perfect Day | journalpulp | 7 Comments

    The most amazing thing happened to me today. I read the following from my friend Jacinda, who posted it on her website: I finished reading Ray Harvey’s More and More unto the Perfect Day more than a year ago – for the third time. I had intended to write a review of the book immediately […]

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  • High Cheekbones (A Post about Beauty)

    High Cheekbones (A Post about Beauty)

    August 21st, 2013 | Beauty | journalpulp | 7 Comments

    At the bar, when the drunken reporter recently asked, “Are you a tit man or an ass man?” I replied: “High cheekbones” (improvising a little on Karl Shapiro): Verlaine compares the buttocks and the breasts: Buttocks the holy throne of the indecencies. Breasts savored by drunken lips and the tongue. Buttocks with their ravine of […]

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