The Carpet-Licker and the Cosmo

About The Author

Ray Harvey

I was born and raised in the San Juan Mountains of southwestern Colorado. I've worked as a short-order cook, construction laborer, crab fisherman, janitor, bartender, pedi-cab driver, copyeditor, and more. I've written and ghostwritten several published books and articles, but no matter where I've gone or what I've done to earn my living, there's always been literature and learning at the core of my life.

22 Responses and Counting...

  • Johi Kokjohn-Wagner 06.26.2014

    OMG. This is your best yet. You are, indeed, on fire.

  • Thank you, sweetness! I was just thinking the same thing about you.

  • Ray, this is awesome! Thanks for sharing 🙂

  • Thank you, Amanda. How very nice to see you here.

    Thank you for dropping by.

  • Love the edgy commentary, talented pours and of course the 80s music. Can’t wait to get more black vodka in your skillful hands.

  • Hi Jason. Thank you for watching — and thank you most especially for the beautiful black vodka, which, just so all my good (and bad) readers know, is distilled by my friend Jason at Copper Muse. #Fuck, yeah!

  • Are you kidding?! This kid is hot every night! I didn’t really care for Loverboy until now…Yet another great job, Harvey!

  • Thank you!

    But quotation marks around “Fred”? WTF?

  • I found it appropriate since it’s a nickname… but you’re the writer… geez 🙂

  • Nickname!? I apologize. To think that all this time, I thought that was your name.

  • No worries- It happens all the time. It’s better than “Firth” or “Fritz”, I tell you what- (Note the use of parentheses again)

  • I apologize. I misspoke just now. I mean’t quotation marks not parentheses.

  • No need to apologize, Fred! I knew what you meant. We all knew what you meant, baby.

    Thank you for dropping by.

  • Crazy good Ray Harv! When someone’s a great athlete, they call them sick. Your one sick “Cocktologist”! Pure raw talent!

  • Thank you, Steveo!

    It’s good to see you. Wish I could serve you a sick Carpet-Licker right now.

    Thank you for dropping by.

  • One hell of a ingenious video. Love it!

  • Thank you!

    Thank you for watching and thank you for dropping by.

  • L

    Oh, yes, I do like this one…

    you have no “like” or “heart” button, do you realize this?

  • My dear Ms. L, those buttons are within me.

    And you really know how to push them.

    Thank you for watching and thank you for dropping by.

  • You know what I always say: “It may always be pink on the inside, but not always on the outside….”
    Remember that, Ray.

  • That gives me plenty to think about.

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