Posts Tagged ‘You’re a fucking beast’

  • Are You Fascinating?

    Are You Fascinating?

    November 17th, 2016 | Whiskey Wisdom | journalpulp | 4 Comments

    Well, are you, punk? Or are you boring as hell? How, furthermore, can you tell? How can you tell if you’re an inveterate bore, or if you’re just in a kind of long-term funk? Much of what we hear about commanding attention and the power to fascinate is theoretical and abstract, a sort of psychological […]

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  • Whiskey Wisdom: 5 Bullshit Notions That Will Suffocate Your Wild Potential And Kill the Living Beast Within You

    October 16th, 2016 | Whiskey Wisdom | journalpulp | No Comments

    Answer this honestly: How often do you undermine yourself? Answer quickly: How guilty are you of self-sabotage? If you’re anything like most, the answer is approximately “a lot.” The following are five bullshit notions bartenders often hear that would kill the living beast in anyone: 1. You’re not smart enough Then educate yourself. As you […]

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  • Five Things Strong-Minded People Never Do (Even When They’re Drunk On Whiskey)

    October 6th, 2016 | Whiskey Wisdom | journalpulp | 2 Comments

    (Whiskey Wisdom, the first installment, available now for free. Download me here!) Strong-minded people don’t necessarily avoid whiskey. They just know how to handle it. Like intelligence, this is an acquired skill. Here are some of the characteristics of the strong-minded and the sane: 1. They never lose sight of their living potential Do you […]

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  • How To Be The Smartest Person In The Bar

    September 27th, 2016 | Whiskey Wisdom | journalpulp | 7 Comments

    (The following is excerpted from Whiskey Wisdom: A Bartender’s Guide to Living Ravenously) You can spot her from a mile away, the smartest person in the bar — or, if not quite from a mile, nonetheless from very far. She doesn’t necessarily think of herself as smart. Still, her brain is carefully crafted — self-crafted […]

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  • Everything I Know I Learned From Your F*cking Mother!

    Everything I Know I Learned From Your F*cking Mother!

    September 22nd, 2016 | Bartending | journalpulp | 9 Comments

    (Whiskey Wisdom, the first installment, available now for free. Download me here!) She was really something, your mother, a real beast. Among other things, she believed that the development of the entire human race depends on the development of the individual. The reason she believed this is that she believed each human is an organism […]

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