The Carpet-Licker and the Cosmo

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The sawed-off shotgun of literary pulp.

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  • Johi Kokjohn-Wagner 06.26.2014

    OMG. This is your best yet. You are, indeed, on fire.

  • Thank you, sweetness! I was just thinking the same thing about you.

  • Ray, this is awesome! Thanks for sharing 🙂

  • Thank you, Amanda. How very nice to see you here.

    Thank you for dropping by.

  • Love the edgy commentary, talented pours and of course the 80s music. Can’t wait to get more black vodka in your skillful hands.

  • Hi Jason. Thank you for watching — and thank you most especially for the beautiful black vodka, which, just so all my good (and bad) readers know, is distilled by my friend Jason at Copper Muse. #Fuck, yeah!

  • Are you kidding?! This kid is hot every night! I didn’t really care for Loverboy until now…Yet another great job, Harvey!

  • Thank you!

    But quotation marks around “Fred”? WTF?

  • I found it appropriate since it’s a nickname… but you’re the writer… geez 🙂

  • Nickname!? I apologize. To think that all this time, I thought that was your name.

  • No worries- It happens all the time. It’s better than “Firth” or “Fritz”, I tell you what- (Note the use of parentheses again)

  • I apologize. I misspoke just now. I mean’t quotation marks not parentheses.

  • No need to apologize, Fred! I knew what you meant. We all knew what you meant, baby.

    Thank you for dropping by.

  • Crazy good Ray Harv! When someone’s a great athlete, they call them sick. Your one sick “Cocktologist”! Pure raw talent!

  • Thank you, Steveo!

    It’s good to see you. Wish I could serve you a sick Carpet-Licker right now.

    Thank you for dropping by.

  • One hell of a ingenious video. Love it!

  • Thank you!

    Thank you for watching and thank you for dropping by.

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  • L

    Oh, yes, I do like this one…

    you have no “like” or “heart” button, do you realize this?

  • My dear Ms. L, those buttons are within me.

    And you really know how to push them.

    Thank you for watching and thank you for dropping by.

  • You know what I always say: “It may always be pink on the inside, but not always on the outside….”
    Remember that, Ray.

  • That gives me plenty to think about.

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