Putting the Cock Back in Cocktail (Part 4): Whiskey

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  • Jim 03.13.2013

    Captivating presentation… I’m thirsty!

  • Love your cocky video. Nice picture too. ;). How many shots of whiskey does that equal in your sidecar?

  • Cocky!? My dear Joanne, what on earth do you mean?

    The photo, by the way, is the best part about the whole thing. Thank you.

    Two-and-a-half shots of bourbon in the bourbon Sidecar.

    Thank you for dropping.

  • Glug, glug, my brother.

    Thank you for dropping by.

  • Doc

    More of these. I can’t understand all that highbrow stuff. Just looking for a good buzz.

  • Me too, Doc. Me too.

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  • Curiously, you left out the Sazerac. ???

  • The Sazerac — which, as you know, is the oldest cocktail on written record, was originally made with a brandy called Sazerac brandy ( and that’s how the drink got its name), but that’s not why I didn’t include it. I didn’t include it because it’s very trendy right now, and I didn’t want to come across as cliche.

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  • Just perfection …. That is all

  • Mr.

    Mr. Harvey my ass. The three sink really loved those drinks I am sure. All I want to know is where was the donkey mask during the making of this riveting short..

  • But you, sir, can call me Mister Harvey.

    I thank you very much.

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