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  • No apparent Kathisophobia here.

    Everything I Know I Learned From Your F*cking Mother!

    September 22nd, 2016 | Bartending | journalpulp | No Comments

    Excerpted from Chapter 3 of Whiskey Wisdom. (Read Chapter 2 here.) She was really something, your mother, a real beast. Among other things, she believed that the development of the entire human race depends on the development of the individual. The reason she believed this is that she believed each human is an organism of […]

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  • "Girl Standing At The Window," by Salvador ("Madman") Dali

    How To Be The Most Interesting Person In The Bar

    September 15th, 2016 | Bartending | journalpulp | 6 Comments

    (Editor’s note: This is from Chapter 2 of the forthcoming book which is called Whiskey Wisdom: You’re a F*cking Beast.) Most people are boring. Not you. Why? Because you broke away from the pack a long time ago. You’re a different breed — you’re a dog of a different color. You cultivated the black art […]

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  • whiskywithrocks

    Because Whisky

    September 1st, 2016 | Bartending | journalpulp | No Comments

    Do you like whisky just because — just because it’s awesome? Then buy the motherfucking shirt: Many different styles and sizes — totally original, all totally mine.

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    Cleopatra: World-Class Drinker

    August 30th, 2016 | Bartending | journalpulp | No Comments

    Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety; other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies; for vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. — Antony and Cleopatra Act II. Scene II. On this day, in 30 […]

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